In Which a Wooden Boy Goes On "Humorous Adventures" That Seem A Lot Like Grooming for Child Abuse

TY: "There are some plot holes in this movie."
LAURA: "Like how does a wooden puppet get turned into a real boy?"
TY: "No, that's okay. Like how do a wooden puppet and a cricket breathe on the ocean floor."
LAURA: "You'll notice their voices are bubbly."
TY: "And how come they're worried about the whale's teeth? Whales don't have teeth in the traditional sense."
LAURA: "And as Finding Nemo taught us, whales don't eat Italian puppet-makers and marionettes, they eat krill."
TY: "And an outfit that rounds up delinquent boys and turns them into donkeys? Don't you think that would raise some red flags?"
LAURA: "You know, Pinocchio's day would have really benefitted from a police force."
TY: "Well, they've got all those extra donkeys."