Introducing the Comedy Stylings of Mr. Bryson Howe (My Four-Year-Old Nephew)

Bryson: "What did one chair say to the other chair?"
Me: "I don't know, what?"
Bryson: "He tooted."

Bryson: "Why was the elephant's skin wrinkled?"
Me: "Why?"
Bryson: "He tooted."

Bryson: "Why did the banana loose his skin?"
Me: "Let me guess. He tooted?"
Bryson: "No. He punched him in the face and ran over him."