Eight Years and Counting

"Tyler, do you love me as much as Jim loves Pam?"

"I don't know. Jim sure loves Pam a lot."

While Pondering the Sacrament . . .

"Dad, when Heavenly Father was a little boy, do you think people just called him Heaven?"

Fireman Five

A Big House

Everybody Cries

Just Finished Mockingjay . . .

All I can think is how truly unfortunate the name Peeta is. Particularly for the son of a baker. It's almost as bad as if she'd named him Bun.

Fat Cats

LPP Evolution

This is my lengthiest project to date. This video is a composite of nearly every time I sat down to study during my 15-month LPP Program. If you watch closely, I think you can actually see me getting smarter.

Apparently the Word "Private" Only Has One Meaning to the Four Year Old

Talmage: "Can we ever go to a naked pool?"
Mom: " . . . a what kind of pool?"
Talmage: "A naked pool. I wanted to go there but Daddy said I needed to be invited."
Mom: "Daddy wanted to take you to a naked pool?"
Talmage: "Yes, but he said we needed to be invited."
Mom: "Do you mean a private pool?"
Talmage: "Oh yeah! That's it! Can we ever go to a private pool?"

Now I Have Two!

I'm officially twice as smart as Laura.

3rd Ever Clark Evans' H.A.S. G.A.S.

Aint No Sunshine

Where's Laura?

Just wanted to remind my beautiful wife that she is always invited to participate in this forum.

Bicycle

Rocky Mountain High

Ragnar Relay

Destruction of Our Backyard

Indiana Jones

Talmage came to me one day panicked that a boy was missing in the jungle behind our house. That sparked this rescue mission.

Leaf Blower

A Phone Conversation Between At Work Me and At Home Tyler

Me: "Hi! How are you?"

Tyler: "I'm great. Hey, out of curiosity, how much does Asher weigh?"

Me: "About 24, 25 pounds."

Tyler: "Huh. Well, how much Tylenol would you give him?"

Me: "I wouldn't give him any unless he was in pain. Was he in pain?"

Tyler: "Uh, he may have fallen off the table outside and hit his head on the concrete."

Me: "He WHAT?"

Tyler: "Don't worry. I'm sure he's fine. I'm pretty sure I didn't give him too much medicine."

Me: "Well, did he seem okay?"

Tyler: "Sure. He fell asleep right after."

Me: "He WHAT?!!"