Victim is 32 mos old, not physically disabled, not developmentally disabled. Primary language spoken in home: English. Ethnicity: Caucasian. Nationality: American, but 1/4 Canadian. Reporting party witnessed all incidents.
A: Victim fell down esclator after climbing half-way up. Upon questioning, the victim remarks of the incident: "Bounce, bounce . . . Mom--no catch."
B, C, and D: Victim face-planted running down a trail chasing OCD dog who was chasing her ball. Upon questioning, the victim remarks of the incident, "BOOM!"
E: Victim was running away from the reporting party and didn't see the low-wall before he ran off it.
F: Victim dropped large picture book on his toe. After the incident, victim displays a disdain for The Polar Express.
This is so funny! And the boobs post, and I love the dog post. You are Awesome!
ReplyDeleteYou should really stop abusing Talm! He is so fun!
ReplyDeleteThanks for letting us intrude last night! What a great BBQ.
We love you guys!
This is hillarious! Good to see your family's blog. We are almost done with our Masters classes. We can do it! Hope you all enjoy Disneyland!!!
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