Thursday, May 29, 2008

Well, I Think We Can Safely Say He's Heterosexual

I was wearing a gray hoodie. Oversized for optimal lounging. Zip-up front.

Talmage wanted the front zipped down. I wanted it up. Talmage continued to want it zipped down. I continued to want it up. Talmage insisted it be zipped down. I insisted it be up.

"Stop, Mom," he said, disgusted and exasperated. "Talm like boobs."

2 comments:

  1. Abel is convinced my chest is just another baby on her way (Adelaide-he's convinced we're having a girl next).

    It's particulary embarassing when we're in public and he wants to "touch" Adelaide.

    I feel your pain.

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  2. Where is the picture for this entry?

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